Reasons I would be a good Native American

Gross generalizations aside, I feel that I would be a fantastic Native American. Here are few reasons why I feel this way (which have been informed by little reading on tribal culture, art, Sherman Alexie novels, and a 2nd grade field trip):

1. I like nuts and berries.
2. I like salmon.
3. I have similar hair in that water seems to "roll off" my hair, not wet it.
4. I like whiskey and beer.
5. I don't trust the white man.
6. I like to kayak, which is very similar to canoeing.
7. I like Neil Young.
8. I like to dance.
9. I like woodworking*

*Never actually done it, but appreciate it nonetheless

I plan to continue adding to this list. Check back soon.